Guy

Hi! I’m Guy, I’m a consumer I buy, buy, buy I eat my ads I’m fed all the time By T.V. By radio Buy phone I buy, buy, buy What do I think? Just ask the stores They tell me what to try. They tell me what to buy They tell me what to think They won’t lie, so I buy, buy, buy What day is it? What’s the time? What’s it like outside? What does it matter? When does it arrive? While I wait I’ll order another! Anticipation feeds my life! I won't die, I'll just order another Guy!