I don’t trust parrots There I said it, It felt good to get that out. They seem real cute Till they steal your loot Voicing their opinions all about. You may disagree And be very parrot-y But let me gently remind There has been not one story Of a parrots loyal glory Or getting their loved ones out of a bind So on your trips and journeys, Awing over the Macaws, Please keep that in mind.