Opinions rip Opinions trip People dunk their wordy chips Into heavily salted opinion dip Serving up opinion strips And upon waking, spoon dollops of opinion whip Into lattes of their pressed opinion drip And ever does the opinion flip But upon question they never opinion lip Only to admit to small opinion slips Modeling actions to keep them opinion hip Careful not to dive deep, or else their opinion trips Only when alone do they feel opinion nipped Only when alone are they opinion stripped And so they return to the mass, to be hailed as an opinion VIP